Drawing by Judith Wolfe

NICK ASCROFT /

Two Poems



      Self-Portrait

      There's a fucked orchestra of twittering
      Like a whisper in the cabin before you even see
      New Zealand. It comes clear,
      Thousands of native birds raking their lungs
      To applaud the countryside. A bandwidth beneath,
      Cattle are preaching at the top of their voices,
      Sheep are mooing, crickets' legs are sparking
      Like lawnmowers & a multitude of car-horns
      Are bleating their satisfaction hoarse.

      As you approach the terminal the din belches
      Through the fuselage, rolls like foam
      Through the intercom, & the whiff, the stench
      Of New Zealand plays an accompaniment pollutant
      Into the air-conditioning. Even the cities reek
      Of diesel & sheepshit, sheepshit and diesel.
      The seagulls are gagging in it,
      The hedgehogs are pulling disgusted faces,
      Planes are crashing into screaming shop-owners,
      Dog-walkers & joggers to avoid the smell.

      But in the belly of your chairback,
      In the dizziness of your wine, one noise pervades
      It all, the ticking & scratching of a single pen.
      There's a man at a desk scratching out list after list,
      Scratching things down in immaculate order,
      Immaculate rows of cleanliness, only stopping,
      To scratch his pen against his temple
      & Prick his ears to hear other lists scratching,
      Mooing and screaming to be written.


      Dreaming of an Island of Borrowed Words

      The newsreader's voice hangs
      In a sling of sobs:
      There is an escapee
      Descending into Stewart Island,
      Her body as thick of nerves
      As this island is desolate of passages.

      Locals are blue with indignation
      & Speak of justice breaking
      Over their knees,
      Their voices breaking
      The camera's eyepiece blurs with tears
      As the pans South.

      In this nocturnal limbo,
      Beak to beak with
      Kiwibirds & tailfans, the accused
      Holds her larynx in one hand.
      She feels it buzz as she utters
      The words she has stolen &

      The nation above her bleat their sighs
      To sound the tragedy of
      This Foreigner - so finely featured &
      Endearingly spoken -
      To steal in one ill-thought moment
      the language of her hosts.

      Her words echo until the island is
      Simply a million words,
      Cold, but momentarily familiar,

      As thousands wake from their sleep
      With thick pores & sheepish smiles.


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