Tough Guy, Drunken Airman

To his commanding officer who threatens to put him in the cooler:

I'm part alligator, and part
horse. When I walk, thunder and
lightning run along
at my heels like puppies and
when I blow my breath
orchards wither.

I can stand on tiptoe and
snatch the Boche out of the
sky, with my bare hands.

If you don't shut up and let
me go to bed, I'll cut your guts up
into insulation for ignition cables and
paint Indian signs on my
fuselage
With your blood.

Happiness

To day I feel so happy so happy


So happy
I don't know why I'm happy


I only know I am
walking on air singing an
air treading on air
To day I feel so happy.

Both anon, probably written during 1914-1918 Great War. Found written in book: Appleby's Handbook of Machinery, Section II, Hoisting Machinery. Published 1897.

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